Ami is going to be a physics professor soon. We were chatting and apparently he needs to make physics more appealing to inner city kids so we were thinking that it could be great to have a physics text book for gangsters.

It could cover important topics like the physics of a drive-by shooting specifically handling corrections required to deal with the momentum of the moving car. Other subjects would include the physics of jumping onto moving subway trains to avoid the police, the force required to propel yourself over prison walls, battery power required to play a boom box at a specified volume for a prolonged period, the electricity and magnetism of hot wiring a car, and planning spray paint quantities to make large scale graffiti art or to mark a territory with scribbles.